This test says I’m “Platoon.”

I’m hoping this says more about the people who wrote the test than it does about me, because I didn’t like “Platoon” and I can’t stand Oliver Stone. Who wants to be a film you can’t stand?
I found this test via Sean Kinsell, who is also a Vietnam war film, but his is “Apocalypse Now.”
Sean links another test called “What Famous Leader Are You?” According to the test, he’s Ghandi — an “emaciated do-gooder.” To which Sean replies “WTF?”
My results are not publicly disclosable, as I don’t want this blog to be banned in France.