“I Bet The NY Times will jump on this”

No really. Since the New York Times and so many other members of the moronocy have demonstrated a huge need for moron offsets (as Glenn Reynolds says, “demand may outstrip supply”), I think they might want to do as this ebay listing suggests.
For less than a million bucks the Times can’t go wrong.
I mean, think of what they could net in gross?
AFTERTHOUGHT: I am assuming the listing I linked above is either a hoax, a prank, or a nutty form of satire. (In case of the remote possibility that it is on the level, well, I can’t can’t wait to see the Times jump on it — provided they give me credit for passing along a hot scoop!)