There has never been a winner. At least, not yet.

A sufficiently simple assertion to make; reason: thus far everyone has died. Eventually someone will omit to die. A winner is you!
New Jersey: why am I not surprised? Only by the narrowest margin does the New Jersey senate election fail to eclipse the re-election of Marion Barry… after he’d already been convicted of buying crack. From a prostitute. Feculence, thy name is Jersey!
Not that there’s anything wrong with smoking crack mind you. Or hiring/being a prostitute. But come on people, you don’t want that running your city do you? Sheesh.
I have an election forecast to make! Not that anyone has asked for my predictions. But I feel the need to predict them any way. In a minute. Right after I pour another glass of wine. Because, you know, day of mourning and all that. And unlike your typical run-of-the-mill predictions, I guarantee mine is 99% accurate. My prediction:
EVERYONE LOSES!!!