In one of her most fascinating interviews to date (dutifully transcribed by Riehl World View) Ann Coulter reveals Bill Clinton’s deep dark gay secret. The proof? Why, it’s his blatant heterosexuality, dummy!
DEUTSCH: Off the air, you were talking about Bill Clinton. Is there anything you want to say about Clinton? No?
Ms. ANN COULTER: No.
DEUTSCH: OK. All right. Did you find him attractive? Was that what it was?
Ms. COULTER: No!
DEUTSCH: You don’t find him attractive?
Ms. COULTER: No. OK, fine, I’ll say it on air.
DEUTSCH: Most women find him attractive.
Ms. COULTER: No.
DEUTSCH: OK, say it on air.
Ms. COULTER: I think that sort of rampant promiscuity does show some level of latent homosexuality.
(Via Dean Esmay.)
Let’s see. If rampant promiscuous heterosexual conduct reveals homosexuality, what does that suggest about rampant promiscuous homosexual conduct?
Obviously, the most elementary logic dictates that such people are latent heterosexuals.
What that means is that Exodus International and others interested in “reparative therapy” for gays should look no further then the nearest gay bath houses and sex clubs.
Who knew?
Never have I been fooled for so many years, by so many!
UPDATE: Many years ago, the National Lampoon spoofed the gay conversion theme with Anita Bryant’s “Homo No-Mo” course:
Of course, what Ann Coulter proposes is the inverse, so maybe it should be reworked, and called “Ann Coulter’s Hetero-Shmetero” or something.
I don’t have time for photo-shopping today, but I’m open to any ideas that will benefit humanity.
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7 responses to “The Coulter gay standard”
So I’m to understand that The Village People got there start as a Rotarian glee club.
Next you’ll be telling us that well raised, properly trained pitbulls are really sweet, loving anima… Oh, never mind.
On the other hand, look at the guy being slugged in panel four. He looks like he deserves it.
So…my pre-marriage days I was gay, but now I’m married, not promiscuous ergo I’m straight? I think…or am I gay?
Alan, all pit bulls are gay.
Jon, yes he deserved to be beaten to a pulp by a latent convert.
Eric, you’ll have to ask Ann. I can barely identify these labels, much less explain them.
That’s just Coulter calling Clinton a name she thinks will bother Clinton or his supporters/admirers/floozies/whatever.
Sort of the same way assorted leftards think the quickest way to annoy someone on the right is to call them a fag.
Well, rampant promiscuity does reveal a form of latent homosexuality, in the sense that homosexuality is “love of self.”
It goes to the larger problem of confusion over language. For example, many people use the term ‘homophobic’ to describe irrational hatred of homosexuals. This is incorrect. ‘Homophobic’ literally means “hatred of self.” The correct term for “hatred of homosexuals” is Uranophobic. Look it up on any credible list of phobias.
That said, I don’t hate myself, and I certainly don’t hate anyone else for their sexual orientation. I just happen to believe that people should be discreet.
Poking your penis into everything that moves doesn’t impress me any more than poking your penis into a fence hole makes you a man.
Hey, man. If that’s a sharp fence hole, come on. That makes you a man.