Via Samizdata, I found the perfect sign for my house:

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Haven’t run it past Coco yet, and it might take a little explaining. But how many dogs devote themselves to fighting coverups, promoting products, and writing in the snow?
Or hiding in a trunk?
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How about hiding behind designer jeans?
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I’ll let Coco think this over…