This is news at its most tasteless:
A cab driver in Dallas, Texas, was allegedly caught on surveillance video sprinkling dried fecal matter on cookies and pastries at a grocery store, according to a Local 6 News.
Behrouz Nahidmobarekeh, 49, is on trial for allegedly throwing the feces on pastries at a Fiesta grocery store.
Police said that during an investigation, they found a pile of human feces by his bed. Investigators believe Nahidmobarekeh would dry the feces, either by microwave or just letting it sit out, grate it up with a cheese grater and then sprinkle it at the store.
“(We are) unable to identify him; just a young boy, maybe 3 years old, on the surveillance tape you can see him eating one of the cookies and that’s the worst part about it,I think.”
Time for grief counselors, maybe?
While the man’s motive is apparently unknown, the FBI has determined that this was “not a national security issue.”
There’s certainly national interest in the story, though. Drudge listed it yesterday but took it down, but that didn’t stop the Washington Post, which added a salient fact:
… customers had complained that the fresh-baked items smelled and tasted like manure.
Add this to the report of “loogie” in the turkey wrap, and I’m beginning to see a pattern. Of national insecurity.
(And probably, as Rob Smith suggested, bad manners.)
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3 responses to “Talk about bad taste!”
Very bad taste indeed. A disciple of the Marquis de Sade by any chance? Sade was also a coprophiliac. Perhaps his toilet training was not stringent enough. A Freudian Marxist, Norman O. Brown, once wrote that money was a symbol of feces, perhaps he was trying to spread the wealth around. Not a threat to our military security in any way that I can think of, but he must be punished for his foul deed.
Wanda would admire him. She has similar tastes. Perhaps she could instruct him on how to carry out his anarchic actions more scientifically.
After she gets done with her 96 women, Wanda will expand her orgy to 666 women.
Steven you almost made me say something in Latin about “de gustibus…” etc.
But that might not be, um, tasteful!
🙂