Coco has a small friend — a full-grown Shih-Tzu named “Tristan” — who’s known her since she was four months old. Tristan is a neutered adult male (and less than one-third Coco’s size), which is why I am surprised and shocked to see that his once-meek habits have clearly turned from friendly to blatantly amorous.
This afternoon’s events started out as a lazy afternoon visit to a delightful older estate. Here sit Coco and Tristan, luxuriating in the shade, a stately mansion behind them:
Tristan had other things in mind, though, and soon the older dog’s thoughts turned from innocent puppy play to genuine lust. Despite his substantial disadvantage in size, he did his best to mount Coco:
(Penetration, of course, would have been almost impossible.)
But lest anyone doubt the little dog’s determination, here’s a closeup of his face:
Almost impossible? Not if Coco keeps doing stuff like this:
It’s probably fortunate for both of them that Tristan lacks the necessary equipment to procreate. Because if something did happen, not only would the progeny look a bit ridiculous, but what would I call them?
A Pit-Tzu?
A Shiht-Bull?
A Bull-Shiht?
(Damned if I’m not being dogged by definitions again.)
UPDATE: If you are considering linking to this post, BEWARE! Horny ewoks can get you fired!
Carnal corruption of Coco’s canine companion
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7 responses to “Carnal corruption of Coco’s canine companion”
Wow, I vote for Bull Shiht. Gotta say the second picture just cracked me up. Poor Coco, she’s not even interested enough to quit panting. Clearly Tristan has a pretty sturdy ego since he just keeps trying.
What wonderful photographs of these dogs. I’m glad Coco has a canine companion.
More Stately Mansions…. I must find that somewhere an read it.
The styles of the titles of your posts!….
That dog looks like a horny ewok.
I linked to this post and now some woman has threatened to report me to the teacher’s union and/or my superintendent. Some people….
I second Dan W’s comment: My longtime desire to see a little Ewok lovin’ has been fulfilled!
I can’t tell you how ironic it is to view this weblog for the first time and see, right below the title “Classical Values” and a slogan about “Restoring Classical Values,” a snickering photo essay about two dogs humping.
I ought to report you to Peta’s anti-pornography subcommittee.
–Bucky
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