Loch-less

When I read this headline:

Lake Disappears, Baffling Villagers

I imagined loony conspiracy theorists on left-wing blogs blaming the US military. I can’t say I was shocked when I read the punchline:

“I am thinking, well, America has finally got to us,” said one old woman, as she sat on the ground outside her house.

Rumsfeld wrings his hands with glee saying, ‘today Bolotnikovo, tomorrow a park bench in Bolivia! Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!’
Come on now, people! Isn’t it high time you looked yourself in the mirror and asked, ‘why does the world hate us? Why do they think we magically drain their lakes? What can I do to effect real change?’
Are you with me?


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2 responses to “Loch-less”

  1. bryan Avatar
    bryan

    First in Lousiana and now Russia! Where next? This is very frightening.

  2. Left Wing Loony Avatar
    Left Wing Loony

    As one of those “loony” left wingers, I can safely say that I don’t believe that America drained their lake. Never fear – I save my paranoia for real Right-Wing perfidy. 😉