Cancel that Missing Person Alert!

Through the grapevine, I’ve heard rumors that the blogosphere’s Great, Exalted and Specially Privileged Commenter Extraordinaire, Steven Malcolm Anderson, also known as “Steven Malcolm Anderson (Cato theElder) the Lesbian-worshipping man’s-man-admiring myth-based egoist“, is alive and well.
It’s just an unofficially confirmed rumor, mind you.
We can’t celebrate yet.
(But I’m thinking about canceling that expensive nationwide milk carton ad I was going to run….)