This week’s Bonfire of the Vanities is burning brightly at Boxing Alcibiades, whose blogname alone qualifies him for a blogroll link. His threat to deploy Diazanon against Classical Values is being taken most seriously, and is being submitted to our panel of resident scientists for further study, after which it will be referred to committee for further reflection.
The posts are all quite funny, but I think I most enjoyed Kevin Aylward’s true and accurate reporting of Drew Barrymore’s rustic poo:

“I took a poo in the woods hunched over like an animal. It was awesome,”

The rest of the posts are almost as awesome!
Hey is Diazanon flammable?
UPDATE: Match anyone?