Leeches beware! My inner cone is guarded by Solid Snake!

Yesterday was Friday, which means I’m overdue for online tests!
Thank the gods for my esteemed colleague Ghost of a flea, for the online test pickins are slim indeed these days. The very resourceful Flea supplied two of them, and while surprisingly, both our results differ, I am much indebted.
The first test is morbid enough for my fancy: “What horrible Edward Gorey Death will you die?”
My destiny is to be sucked dry by leeches.

You will be sucked dry by a leech. I’d stay away
from swimming holes, and stick to good old
cement. Even if it does hurt like hell when
your toe scrapes the bottom.

What horrible Edward Gorey Death will you die?
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(The Flea, however, is to die from swallowing tacks, a much braver and more dignified destiny….)
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The problem is, the leeches will have a hard time sucking me dry, because numerous other tests revealed that I am a vampire. (Which probably explains why I’m not threatened by these results.)
Besides, if, as the next test shows, I’m Solid Snake, I have some pretty nice weaponry…..

Nick, by the way, got to be Lara Croft from Tomb Raider.
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Were I a more normal person, I might find something unsettling about my destiny of being sucked dry by leeches even though I’m protected by an ophidian defense system. But I guess that’s just what life is all about.
Still, I guess it’s a good idea to discover what they’re all after. Obviously, they seek my inner ice cream cone!
Mine is chocolate.
So there!

Your Icecream Flavour is…Chocolate!

You are the all time favorite, chocolate! Turning white kids black since the 1800s. Staining carpets, car seats, and bed sheets for centuries. One thing is for sure, you will never go out of style. You can’t go wrong with chocolate!

What is your Icecream Flavour?

Find out at Go Quiz
Via the charmingly Neopolitan Miss O’Hara.
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FINAL NOTE: In the interests of science, readers seeking the truth about leeches should read this:

….[T]he leeches or Hirudinea are hermaphrodite. This means they possess both male and female reproductive organs, normally several pairs of testes and one pair of ovaries which share a single genital opening, and during copulation both parties give and receive sperm. The exception to this rule is the Gnathobdellids which are often protandrous meaning the are reproductively male first and then female later because the male reproductive organs develop first.

Hmmmmmm……
Is this what I’m getting into?