Warnings, drinks and testing of patients….

It’s Friday, and Online Test Day at Classical Values, where I test my patience, and as the case may be, my patients.
From the constantly enigmatic Cultural Cuisinart, Ghost of a flea, I found a quick way to make a Classical Values drink:

How to make a Classical Values
Ingredients:
3 parts competetiveness

1 part silliness

1 part instinct
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add a little fitness if desired!

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Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com
The Flea’s “ingredientes” are different; 1 part intelligence, 1 part self-sufficiency, and 1 very mysterious, unlisted substance, which makes the drink impossible to replicate…. (But I can cheat, can’t I?)
I’ll drink to either!
Ahhh…… I feel better already….
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The Flea also links to “What Pulp Fiction Character Are You?” — a test I found impossible not to take, because I liked the film, and I wanted to know whether I’d get the same result:

What Pulp Fiction Character Are You? .

You are the king of smooth — enough said.

Take the What Pulp Fiction Character Are You? quiz.

Nick turned out to be Koons, who’s described as “paranoid, and perhaps a bit whacked.”
Funny, because most of my friends think that would apply to me. Perhaps I am too paranoid to answer the questions honestly…..
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Meanwhile, Marie at Ordinary Galoot has been blogging up a storm, and I am delighted to see that her wit has been noticed by the great humorist Frank J.. Her IMAO-inspired post involves a cage full of hundreds of people doing time for perjury under Clinton, snake, Clinton head, cigar, and chained “No Time for Slime” clock ticking away. Making Frank feel dirty is quite an accomplishment, Marie! I never managed to do that!
Marie also featured a quick, easy-to-take, warning label test, and mine did not disappoint:

ACHTUNG!
Classical Values may actually be a spider-human hybrid


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From Go-Quiz.com
Oh what a tangled web we weave!
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That’s it for the tests!
But Marie had more, and it was something important.
In a post near and dear to my heart, she discusses the shameful treatment meted out to the Pink Pistols by the forces of political correctness:

[T]he parade people prefer that the Pink Pistols portray only the party line and port no pistols on parade.
Actually, the Gay Pride People letter wasn’t nearly as snotty as one has come to expect from the leftwing. It was worded in a downright civil manner! Frankly, I can kinda sorta see why they wouldn’t want concealed carry in a parade, but on the other hand I can’t see having a parade at all. It just blocks traffic and annoys people. On the third hand, I don’t exactly see how they think they’re going to confiscate anybody’s weapon, and on the fourth hand, it’d be nice if they’d respect others’ right just as much as they want others to respect their rights. and if I continue in this vein, I’ll need an extra pair of mittens.

There’s more, and while it’s typical to see Second Amendment advocacy stifled by Gay Neocommies, it’s not as bad as in the old days.
(Something I have posted about before, here, and here…..)
My blogfather Jeff weighs in on the Pink Pistols’ bout with official gay intolerance, and links to a very well-deserved spanking of the PC crowd by James R. Rummel.
I find myself disgusted by the shabby treatment of the Pink Pistols, and if they’re that sickeningly politically correct in Ohio, I shudder to think what would happen in San Francisco….
My patience has been tested to the max!


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4 responses to “Warnings, drinks and testing of patients….”

  1. One Fine Jay Avatar

    Personality cocktail

    Eric Scheie’s last quiz for this Friday is a personality cocktail. Input something that takes the place of “you” (name, blog name, etc) and it will output a recipe. I like taking these quizzes but don’t usually post about them. Tonight is well wort…

  2. Steven Malcolm Anderson (Cato the Elder) the Lesbian-worshipping gun-loving selfish aesthete Avatar

    I was Jules, the powerful Negro man who always righteously quoted the Old Testament before he carried out the Lord’s vengeance on the wicked. Now, there was a preacher who knew how to preach! The _style_!
    And, yes, of course, I support the Pink Pistols 100%. “Gay Neocommies” — that accurately describes the Politically Correct gun-hating suicidal element. Homosexuals must all wake up and realize that if the Second Amendment goes down, all the rest of the Bill of Rights goes down with it, and they’ll be in a concentration camp.

  3. Persnickety Avatar

    I’m flying in to the Oakland airport this week, and have been advised not to wear one of my gun-advocacy shirts, for my own safety’s sake.
    Charming people out thataway, eh?

  4. Eric Scheie Avatar

    Thanks Steven!
    Marie, you could always wear one of these…..