I’m running in an election I can’t really claim I want to win, because if I win I lose. Besides, the only reason I’m in the election is that my keyboard was broken, which wasn’t my fault, so I’m a true victim of circumstance.
I refuse to campaign, and I refuse to debate.
I decided to look at my watch instead.
It’s now a quarter past three…..
By the time the results are ticked off, so will I be!
But here’s my pledge: Win or lose, I promise to be a sore loser!