If elected I will not serve!

I’m running in an election I can’t really claim I want to win, because if I win I lose. Besides, the only reason I’m in the election is that my keyboard was broken, which wasn’t my fault, so I’m a true victim of circumstance.
I refuse to campaign, and I refuse to debate.
I decided to look at my watch instead.
It’s now a quarter past three…..
By the time the results are ticked off, so will I be!
But here’s my pledge: Win or lose, I promise to be a sore loser!


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  1. Steven Malcolm Anderson (Cato the Elder) the Lesbian-worshipping gun-loving selfish aesthete Avatar

    That was certainly a very interesting post you wrote then, if quite unfortunate. I’m glad you’re typing better now.
    I must confess that I make as many embarrassing typos all the time, _without_ the excuse of a broken keyboard. And your typos in that post were more interesting.