This is a special day at Classical Values. World Blogosphere Peace has finally been achieved!
PEACE IN OUR TIME!
Therefore today’s online tests are offered in the spirit of Globalism, maybe even Universalism!


It’s a relief that the Blog War is over and I can devote my efforts to World Peace, because this first test indicated that I might be a lover of war!

You Belong in Pearl Harbor. You are a strong person
who fights what you believe in. Although you
will ultimately win, your life may be full of
tragedy.

Which movie do you belong in? clh
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Phew! What a relief that war was averted!


Obviously, to achieve a lasting world peace, one must first rule the world. And from Dave Tepper I discovered how I am going to do that via a wonderful test — “How Would YOU Take Over the World?”
PEACE THROUGH FIRE!


How Would YOU Take Over the World?

Hey, all I can say is “BURN BABY BURN!”


Thanks to bilious young fogey, I also have a clear picture of my strategy so far. The following countries are all mapped out as MINE:

create your own visited country map
or write about it on the open travel guide
As Churchill said when a group of angry temperance advocates protested that the amount of booze he consumed would fill most of the room, “So much to do; So little done.”


NOTE: Readers not interested in globalism can also create their own map of the United States. Here’s mine:

create your own visited states map
or write about it on the open travel guide
Via Sasha Volokh and Ghost of a flea — whose maps do not match. And please note that in real life, the Flea is way ahead of most of us in terms of world domination. Check out his Hall of Power.


But what about the Universe?
Might science be able to help me?
According to an astrological test, I need to start by finding Pisces:
Pisces
You should be dating Pisces.
19 February – 20 March
Your mate is loving and caring, trusting and
hospitable, and romantic. Though he/she can be
self-pitying, temperamental or dependent, the
fishes are quite romantic in bed.

What Zodiac Sign Are You Attracted To?
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But where is Pisces? According to this site, it’s way up above some cactus somewhere. Now if I could just find that darned cactus I’d be all set to go out on a date!


Well, if that picture is accurate, Pisces looks pretty far away. Maybe I should get closer to the earth. This final test — “Which Fairy are you?” — says I am a “Moon Fairy”! That’s not fair, really, because I just made fun of gay moonies in a comment to my last post, and I don’t like Reverend Moon (who I think oughta be nuked!). But it’s getting late so I guess I’m stuck with this silly result:
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Moon Fairy
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Which Fairy are you?(for anyone many out comes)
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There are two views on how best to utilize the moon. But both sides agree: the moon is the key to world peace!