It must really be back to school time, because every time I turn around, there is a new test! Having to bare the deepest darkest secrets from the innermost reaches of my closet is deeply embarrassing, but the official policy of this blog remains searching, fearless self-disclosure.
Perhaps it is no coincidence that the first test comes from a favorite blog, Freespace (Tim Sandefur), who once again outdoes me at my own game by supplying a perfect motto from Horace:
Sapere aude (“dare to know” or “dare to be wise”).
Because I cannot argue with Horace (much less the mighty Mr. Sandefur), I am now doubly obligated to present my results from a test supplied by the latter, entitled “What pisses you off”:
*looks at the current world’s population* You must have a lot of frustration then.
What pisses you off?
Created by ptocheia
(Test courtesy of Tim Sandefur.)
And I thought I loved stupid people! (I should love them; after all, they give me so much to blog about….)
Next, that iconoclastic genius, Steven Malcolm Anderson, supplied a test which took me where I never thought I’d go. I gasp, blush, shudder, and hesitate to tell you, my gentle readers, what I have discovered about myself: I may be (gulp)
a LESBIAN:
You Are Just Experimenting – For Now…
You are a sex-crazed girl. You love to get off using toys, as well as with men and women.
When you get horny, you go crazy!
You’ve gone down on both chicks and dicks and have no conclusive response.
You like men who are particularly sensitive and caring. There are some!
You love showing your body off.
The locker rooms, and other places like the swimming pool, are special places to get naughty in public.
Overall, you dig sex, and you love to try new things.
Hence, you are an experimenter!
So what do I do now? I am “just experimenting,” right? Does that mean I am not a REAL lesbian?
Will I never be able to live up to anyone’s standards of right and wrong?
Why is life so unfair?