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October 20, 2010
The best defense against bigoted cultural tribalism...
In response to a four year old post I wrote about the bigoted cultural tribalism of Glenn Reynolds (which Glenn has twice acknowledged as true!), reader Alan Massey emailed me this very incriminating photo: He also tried to leave a comment which couldn't go through because the post is so old, and which I'll just have to answer here: I've just read your post on "The Root Cause of Bigoted Cultural Tribalism". It makes no sense, why on earth would he take time out to hate gays when all his time is taken up hating puppies?Considering the totality of the circumstances, I think Mr. Massey may be a bit naive. Because, when you're dealing with someone as diabolical and fiendish as Glenn Reynolds has been documented to be, no mere "either/or" dichotomy will suffice. It's very possible and therefore very likely that he hates -- and hunts -- both gays and puppies! That was precisely the subject of my earlier post. And I can't help noting what Glenn said when he linked it the second time: "Be afraid -- be very afraid -- of Glenn Reynolds." Heh. Indeed.So, yes I am and should be very afraid of Glenn Reynolds. And not only do I take this ongoing threat very seriously, but so does Coco! Bigoted cultural tribalists beware! MORE: Much as it pains me to have to dwell on unpleasant matters, I think it is only fair to point out that because of his devious nature, Glenn Reynolds also has a long history of shameless hegemonic infiltration and manipulation of left wing causes. He has admitted to the authenticity of this picture -- clearly showing him behaving towards Jeremiah Wright and Bill Clinton in a manner so calculated and so devious that it evokes the evil deception George W. Bush meted out to the troops in Iraq: How low can Bigoted Cultural Tribalism stoop? UPDATE: Once again, my fears have been officially confirmed! And while I reawwy twied, I was unable to be vewy vewy quiet. Because, the world needs to know! Together, we can stop the hateful coverup! posted by Eric on 10.20.10 at 06:01 PM
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If AK is in AA, then I can see Russia from here! Eric Scheie · October 20, 2010 11:17 PM Semi-auto only AKs are nary an issue. For anyone with any firearms experience, the cartridge (bullet) used in an AK-47 is far less powerful than the old-fashioned .30-30 lever-action rifle hauled around Northeast woods in pursuit of whitetail deer for a century. I'm more interested in the .50 BMG the Instapundit has, with what (by the nail polish) appears to be the Instawife passing the ammo. Captain Ned · October 20, 2010 11:22 PM You know of course, his true goal is....Gay puppies. Dr T · October 21, 2010 12:03 AM You need to trade up and get that puppy a Republican AK, an Arsenal with a stock that folds to the Right. toad · October 21, 2010 12:09 AM Those are obviously explosive thermonuclear cartridges. Bob · October 21, 2010 12:13 AM Notice that Reynolds was carrying a FRIED CHICKEN in front of that African American man? You KNOW he wanted to tote out some watermelon as well. Greg · October 21, 2010 12:50 AM Glenn hates puppies? That's outrageous. Everyone knows that Glenn Reynolds LOVES puppies. He loves puppies the way I love chocolate milkshakes -- and coincidentally, I believe we both use the same kind of blender! Phil Bowermaster · October 21, 2010 01:39 AM Surely Coco is beyond the age which would attract someone seeking a puppy to throw into the blender. And that's not fried chicken, it's surely turducken, no doubt deep fat fried on the barbeque, I'll admit. Plastic deep fat fried turducken. Oh, is there no sin to which he will not stoop? Michael Lonie · October 21, 2010 01:48 AM It's not likely the Old instaguy uses the .50 BMG on puppies. The impact probably moves the game a hundred yards in the air leaving no trail and there'd not likely be enough left to wrap in bacon for the grill, anyway! Granus · October 21, 2010 06:44 AM Praise God, and pass the ammunition. Diggs · October 21, 2010 08:48 AM You need to trade up and get that puppy a Republican AK, an Arsenal with a stock that folds to the Right. toad · October 21, 2010 12:09 AM No sweat. After November 2nd turns everything upside down, that stock will fold to the right! PersonFromPorlock · October 21, 2010 08:56 AM You have a lot of faith in Coco's trigger discipline. So far, so good, but be warned. You never know who's part of the Reynolds cabal. comatus · October 21, 2010 09:08 AM Post a comment
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