I realize that with all of the pressing problems in the world this is a goofy thing to be doing, but when I saw Glenn Reynolds' "FUN WITH Google AutoComplete" link I just had to play.

Play with hate, of course.

I wanted to know who hates what, what hates who, what hates what, and who hates who.

So, in the order they popped into my mind, I present the Google AutoComplete results for some of the most important and sought after hates in the online world today.

I thought I would start with the two leading higher powers:

I would have thought that Allah hated the F-people more than God, but Google AutoComplete disagrees.

Next came three important earthly powers, starting with the power that makes this powerful search for hatred possible:

As one of the targets of Google AutoComplete's hate is said to be America, I thought it fair for Google AutoComplete to explain what America hated.

Naturally, because America hates Islam AutoCompletely, I felt compelled to ask what Islam hates AutoCompletely:

Fascinating. The only thing Islam hates more AutoCompletely than America is women!

Not wanting to neglect leading individual human leaders, I tried a few.

Compared to Obama, Bush's AutoComplete hates look pretty tired:

Also-ran McCain also has a few, but considering how hateful he was said to be during the campaign, his results are pretty parsimonious:

Unlike Rush Limbaugh, whose hates are obviously much sought-after:

And no hate search would be complete without Michael Moore, who is probably the most hate-filled leftist of them all:

I would have had more representatives on the left, except that big names like Keith Olbermann, Nancy Pelosi, and Barney Frank don't show any AutoComplete filled-in hates. And the AutoComplete results for Jimmy Carter and Oliver Stone are so small as to be not worth a screen shot. (Jimmy hates only Jews, while Oliver Stone hates only America. Go figure.)

And had I not done this, I wouldn't have realized that Google is in fact the world's leading hate site. Seriously, where else can you find the world's most popular hates?

Who'd have thought hate could be so much fun?

Oh, I should add that as a courtesy to Glenn Reynolds (whose link generated this hatefest), I did endeavor to find out what he might AutoCompletely hate, but there was absolutely nothing. Just the dead blank.

(Which is odd, especially if you consider the stubborn, longstanding rumors about his ties to Mussolini. Hey, why is that PJM link for members only? Are they trying to hide something?)

MORE: I should add that the censored ("private") video is titled "Glenn Reynolds & Mussolini: Filthy Lie or Fantastical Fact?" and the caption reads as follows:

The InstaInquisition is on! You, our PJTV viewers, submitted the questions we've all wanted to know about the Instapundit himself... Mr. Glenn Reynolds. Did he influence Mussolini? Does he hate puppies? Find out.

UPDATE: I am surprised and delighted that Glenn Reynolds linked has this hate-filled post, and a warm welcome to all hate lovers. (And hate haters, I suppose.)

I should add that I really can't blame Glenn for not mentioning that stubborn Mussolini meme. Had it not been for that mysteriously private PJM video, I wouldn't have brought it up.

But seriously, check out this screenshot which I took from the suppressed video they won't let you see:

What are they hiding?