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February 07, 2009
Obama Jokes
So I'm Googling around type "Obama" into Google and the #2 item on the list with over 8 million references is "Obama jokes". Well I got to get me some of those. My favorite so far is "Barack Obama is President of the United States". I'm sure he will get funnier as time goes on. There is a site called The Barack Obama Jokes Website which is supposed to have some real jokes. You know like the joke is on him. Harry Truman said, "The buck stops here!"Not bad. Q. Why did Obama change his name from Barry to Barack?That is going to leave a mark. Now here is a pair that seems to go together. Q. Why will Jane Fonda vote for Barack Obama?Chicago politicians. They are special. Luckily we have one for President. Have you ever noticed how Obama thinks nothing is impossible as long as somebody else has to pay for it?I thought that was the motto of Democrats everywhere. Blessed are they who find Obama funny, for they shall never cease to be entertained.I'm counting on it. Only Three Years 11 months 1 weeks and 5 days to go. Why is that so painful? I think this one explains it. Even though Obama doesn't have any experience, we'll get plenty.Here is a rather nasty one from the election. "But all this doesn't matter because Obama keeps pulling away in the polls. Every week, he gets a little more ahead. And with almost all groups. Liberals, of course, always supported him. ... And conservatives like the idea of paying a black man to clean up their mess." ~Bill MaherOf course that was before the election. Things are looking different now. I think he will be running his 2012 campaign on this platform: "New and Better Messes". And it only took him a little over two weeks to get a good start. Here is one for you: Q. Why was George Bush happy that Obama got elected? A. He thought it would improve his standing with history. What surprised Bush is that it only took two weeks. OK. I'm going to finish this post with a turtle. While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year-old Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our President. The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Obama is a "post turtle." Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a "post turtle" was. The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a "post turtle". The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain. "You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just wonder what kind of a dumb ass put him up there."Which reminds me: "The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average Obama voter." And if you want more and are tired of surfing the 'net you can always read the book: Barack Obama Jokes.
posted by Simon on 02.07.09 at 02:04 PM
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I take it you weren't in a coma when the Democrats took over Congress about 3 Jan 2007 and made the Republican spending failures look like small change. M. Simon · February 8, 2009 07:54 PM If I may: Q. How many Obama supporters does it take to change a light bulb? A. None. Now that Obama is president, light bulbs change themselves. Anthony · February 11, 2009 01:56 PM i think the jokes are funny, lil truths that ignited overblown ideas. one little fact stretched out to really sound bad. but i will say as of right now im pretty disapointed with decisions made so far. its kinda sad how he said "we need to come together" but it feels more like people are starting to split apart. even worse, its really just begun. hope all shapes up soon ham · February 13, 2009 08:07 PM Why didn't Hillary get elected? Everyone decided we already had enough bushes in the white house. Dr. Ben Dover · February 16, 2009 03:17 PM Why didn't Hillary get elected? Everyone decided we already had enough bushes in the white house. Anonymous · February 16, 2009 03:17 PM Post a comment
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"Have you ever noticed how Obama thinks nothing is impossible as long as somebody else has to pay for it?
I thought that was the motto of Democrats everywhere."
I can only assume that you were in a coma from Jan. 20, 2001 until Jan. 20, 2009; so I won't call you an idiot.