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October 10, 2007
"along the tails of the big dragonflies....."
Ann Althouse links this WaPo piece about bugs. Not just any bugs, but bug bugs. (Meaning tiny government listening devices disguised to look like dragonflies, which contain tiny cameras and transmitters to spy on and harass demonstrators.) The bugs have so upset activist Mara Verheyden-Hilliard that she's filed FOIA requests with several agencies: Three people at the D.C. event independently described a row of spheres, the size of small berries, attached along the tails of the big dragonflies -- an accoutrement that Louton could not explain. And all reported seeing at least three maneuvering in unison.I do so enjoy people like Ms. Verheyden-Hilliard -- with whose organization "even the local chapter of the ACLU has parted ways." Here she is, angrily addressing a rally to protest "Israeli aggression." If you look closely, you'll see Ramsey Clark standing behind her and applauding. Kewl! Bill Ardolino calls her "the screamer," but I notice she has a degree in law from Columbia. Something about those bugs though. They almost remind me of Salvador Dalí's flying lobster machines. If you look closely, you can see tiny men in parachutes jumping from them! MORE: Regarding Mr. Louton's contention that "dragonflies never fly in a pack," I'm wondering what he thinks about this: Several species of dragonfly are known to collect in large swarms. In most cases this appears to be due to very favorable feeding conditions in the area. It may also be a "courting" group with males actively searching for females. This is less likely as males are much more aggressive to each other when looking for a mate.They are known to form migratory swarms in Autumn. How about the photo here? And unless I'm mistaken, Jerry Louton appears to be the author of a book which states that dragonflies... "...can form feeding swarms. Males hover periodically while patrolling."So I'm confused. Maybe a pack is not a swarm. But many dragonfly swarms have been reported. MORE: Here's a cool picture: And the caption: You never know what you are going to see when you go to a State Park. On this day I walked right into a swarm of peaceful dragonflies floating in the warm salt air.Peaceful dragonflies? Hah! More like war robobugs practicing to malevolently swarm over peaceful demonstrators -- brought to you by mad scientist Bush-Cheney Homeland Security Operatives at Halliburton! Now that the sinister flying Rechimplicans have been caught right in the act, if this doesn't bring about the long-awaited impeachment, I don't know what will! MORE: Dragonflies fly in tandem: It's also common to see dragonflies flying in a tandem position, but once again, there's little romance in it. In reality it's every dragonfly for himself in the insect world, and the male dragonfly is basically making sure no other male can mate with the female before the eggs he has fertilized have been deposited.As to dragonfly morality, forget it: ...when it is time to select a mate, dragonflies can be as crude as frat boys at a keg party. AND MORE: Here's what I think may really be going on (the photo has been edited in the interest of reader sensibilities and out of concern for modesty): No more dragonfly monkeyshines, please! (Such flight routines are exhausting.) BOTTOM LINE: Flying Rechimplicans from Halliburton, you're busted! posted by Eric on 10.10.07 at 03:25 PM
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Hah! Another Halliburton apologist! Actually, I had a very intelligent Praying Mantis which would not only take mealworms from my hand, but it would tap the mealworm can when it was hungry! Eric Scheie · October 10, 2007 06:50 PM What I want to know is, when can these things be manufactured for real and sent to Afghanistan/Pakistan? I want to see some serious bug-spyin' on Al Qaeda! John S. · October 10, 2007 07:09 PM Leftists should get out of the city more. For a bunch of environmentalists, they sure are ignorant of the natural world. (Denizen of the Blue Ridge, here) Brett · October 11, 2007 09:00 AM I'm surprised that no one has said anything about the most shocking aspect of this story. It's a flying Rechimplican sex scandal for God's sake! I thought the picture spoke for itself. Doesn't anyone care about morality anymore? Eric Scheie · October 11, 2007 04:41 PM Close, but no cigar. Our technology is still a bit away from this accomplishment. Known to many at the highest levels of government however, some dragonflies, those usually seen in large urban areas, are actually alien probes. Benignly gathering data only and not to worry. Klatz · October 11, 2007 09:07 PM Post a comment
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You may think this strange (heck I think it is strange) but dragon flies are some very intelligent bugs.
I think they commune with friendly humans. I'm friendly.