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July 14, 2006
"Bush makes pig jokes, Beirut burns"
Yes, that was what a lead headline at Raw Story read as I went to bed last night. But this morning, they've dropped the "Beirut burns" portion, which severs the classical allusion to Nero. I liked last night's version better, and because I liked it so much, I fiddled around and saved a screen shot (while Beirut burned of course): As to the connection -- the actual tie in -- between pigs and Beirut, I found myself disappointed, because the headline in the linked piece reads Bush defuses tension at German news conference with gentle jibesGentle jibes? Defusing tension? I'm not a kneejerk Bush supporter, but reading the piece, I just couldn't find much of Nero in Bush's conduct when I read the pig remarks in context: STRALSUND, Germany - With the world's most perplexing problems weighing on him, President Bush has sought comic relief in a certain pig.Hey, at least they didn't say "sought relief in a pig." That would have been, like really innuendoish! But my classical appetite was whetted, so I read on in search of more details about the latest victim of Bush's genocidal wrath: This is the wild game boar that German chef Olaf Micheel bagged for Bush and served Thursday evening at a barbecue in Trinwillershagen, a tiny town on the Baltic Sea where the boar chef also serves as second deputy mayor.Hmmm.... Slicing? The imagery sounds dicey -- a bit evocative of violence too, but at least the pig is already dead. Might it be that world leaders not supposed to talk about food when there are problems in the world? Problem is, Bush doesn't seem to have been the only culprit in this porcine distraction. The German chancellor herself seems to be heavily involved: The president's host, German Chancellor Angela Merkel, started a serious ball rolling at this news conference in the 13th century town hall on the cobblestone square of Stralsund. But Bush seemed more focused on "the feast" promised later.Does he really have a right to defuse tension over 21st century problems by talking about pigs at a 13th century news conference? Wurst of all, the president repeatedly and with apparent premeditation talked about the pig (a boar, no less) -- and even threatened to bring up the subject the next day! And when an American reporter asked Bush whether he is concerned about the Israeli bombing of the Beirut airport and about Iran's failure to respond to an offer for negotiations that the U.S. and European allies have made, Bush replied with more boar jokes before delving into the substance of the questions.This is really, really bad. Frankly, I'm reminded of Bush's deliberate and premeditated bicycle riding in the face of Iraqi horrors (which the NYT's Bob Herbert so thoughtfully condemned.) Why, in terms of monumental scale, it even approaches the evil of Condoleeza Rice's depraved shopping spree, in which she actually bought shoes while poor people in New Orleans were eaten by alligators. (In fairness to Condi, I don't know whether the shoes were made from alligators. Such a factoid, if true, might possibly mitigate the horror.) The serious side of me might wonders what Bush was supposed to do. So I suppose I should ask some serious questions. Am I missing something here about the connection between pigs and Beirut? Is there some sort of inside joke which known only to Raw Story and its readers, or is there really a connection? I had to know, and fortunately, this piece at Aljazeera provided a clue: Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, al-Qaida's leader in Iraq, has said in an audio tape put on the internet that rockets had been fired at Israel from Lebanon last month "on the instructions" of Osama bin Laden.That was written back in January, and the guy who made the connection is now dead, so we can't ask him exactly what he meant by "ancestors of pigs." I'm assuming he was talking about people, probably Jews. And because we know that he hated Jews, that must mean that he hated pigs too if he's saying they're descended from Jews. Hmmm. . . Maybe more context is needed. It just so happens that last month, shortly after the Bush administration killed the guy who claimed his outfit fired rockets at the pig ancestors, I was walking down the street in Chinatown. Friday being pig delivery day in Chinatown, I took this picture and posted it in honor of Zarqawi (would be pig ancestor slaughterer): It seemed like poetic justice at the time. I know, I know, Philadelphia is not Beirut, and Zarqawi never fired rockets from here. But Philadelphia is often described as a war zone, because a lot guns run around and shoot people all by themselves. It might be a stretch, but if Bush ate pork in Chinatown during the gun violence epidemic, wouldn't that be Nero-like too? Of course, as Bush crimes go, nothing could top reading to children about a goat while the Towers fell. Said Osama bin Laden: It never occurred to us that the commander in chief of the American forces would leave 50,000 citizens in the two towers to face those horrors alone at a time when they most needed him because he thought listening to a child discussing her goat and its ramming was more important than the planes and their ramming of the skyscrapers. This gave us three times the time needed to carry out the operations, thanks be to God.Yeah, that's it. All documented right there in the film by Michael Moore. If you get stoned before you watch it, these connections are even more compelling. (I'm pretty sure Bush has a dog too, and maybe some cows and chickens on his ranch, but I don't have time to explore every damning connection in a single blog post.) posted by Eric on 07.14.06 at 10:05 AM |
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