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February 28, 2006
Lemme have a hit of your booze!
After that last mammoth essay, I feel like I need a drink. And, thanks to the wonders of technology, there seems to be a new way to have a drink without taking a drink. (I said "seems to be" because I haven't tried it, and I'm not convinced that it isn't a lot of hoopla.) The new technology is called AWOL (Alcohol WithOut Liquid), and it's sold in a delivery system the Philadelphia Inquirer calls "a gizmo that looks like a medical device but is used to inhale vaporized liquor." Needless to say, bureaucrats and activists are jumping all over each other in a bid to make these things illegal everywhere: The contraption - marketed as a way to imbibe without calories, carbs, hangovers or telltale breath - has lawmakers in Pennsylvania and New Jersey scrambling to prohibit it from bars and restaurants.Well, hey, I haven't tried it, and I suspect the device is a total gyp. But if the crackpot MADD organization is against it, I might as well say something in its favor. (As Churchill famously said, "If Hitler invaded hell I would make at least a favorable reference to the devil in the House of Commons.") So, without further ado, here's where to buy them. And here's an inside peek: No, I'm not springing for $199 right now. I'm hoping maybe a reader can tell me whether the whole thing is a waste of time and money. MORE: Similar items called "atomizers" can apparently do the same thing, and can be purchased on ebay (and probably elsewhere). AND MORE: Please note that it was not my intention to seriously compare myself to Churchill, MADD to Hitler, or AWOL to Hell. (I think it's obvious I was quoting in the satirical sense, but the last time I cited Churchill I was accused of putting his own words back in his mouth. Or something like that....) posted by Eric on 02.28.06 at 03:07 PM |
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