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September 05, 2005
What's more dangerous than an unemptied chamber pot?
I hate to see reports like this, but unless I am mistaken, (and unless Glenn Reynolds and Julian Sanchez are mistaken) official state and federal policy in New Orleans appears to come very close to one of starving people out (by prohibiting the Red Cross and Salvation Army from entering New Orleans): Digest this: government turned away one of the world's most skilled and experienced agencies from bringing relief to starving, thristy, dying New Orleanians. Why? Why? Why???Leading the list of government alphabet soup agencies is FEMA, a strange agency with a strange history. Tyler Cowen takes a critical look at it and supplies links with a libertarian perspective. For some time, FEMA has been encouraging unhealthy dependency by cities on the federal government: The Clinton team has stretched the concept of "major disaster" to cover routine mishaps. Snow, for example, accounts for a large share of the skyrocketing number of federal emergency proclamations.Contrast this with the Chicago fire of 1871. Not one penny from the federal government, and the city was rebuilt. How much of New Orleans was built by FEMA or the federal government, anyway? It goes back to 1718, when not only was there no FEMA, or federal government, but when government consisted of people governing themselves. I dreamed years ago of buying a bar in the French Quarter, and I was actually pretty close to moving there, but it just never happened. Sometimes I put myself in the position of what it would be like now to be a business owner in the French Quarter. I think I'd be outraged if the building was OK (most of them are) and I wasn't allowed to enter it. (Along the lines of "Who the hell is the government to decide what I can do with my property and when?") What ever happened to entrepreneurism? To taking risks, even at your own risk? Or am I blaming people or being unnecessarily critical? I don't think so, because I can't blame anyone for things that really haven't happened yet. But I think it's fair to ask whether federalizing a city fixes problems caused by federalization. The more things are federalized, the more everything becomes the federal government's fault. I know that I have a tendency to indulge in libertarian rantings, so I'd like to play Devil's Advocate here and test out what I'm sure would strike most people as a wild, impractical, and "irresponsible" theory. To do so, a little history may be helpful. The French Quarter dates back to its founding (by Bienville) in 1718 as a French capital. It was actually Spanish from 1762-1800, and there were two great fires -- one in 1788, another in 1794 -- so most of the architecture is Spanish in style. After the Louisiana Purchase in 1803 it became part of the United States and most of what we associate with the charming French Quarter today dates from the post-fire Spanish period to the 1840s. Nice overview, with beautiful, clickable pictures here. I hate to wax romantically about things which might disgust modern readers, but I think a short history lesson is in order because modern Americans are so out of touch with the past. From New Orleans' founding in 1718 until 1895, New Orleans had no sewer system. No plumbing. No fresh water supply. There were hand dug pits for waste, and street gutters which often didn't carry anything away. From an 1871 report: It is well known that canals which drain the thickly settled portions of our City, rapidly become obstructed and partially filled with the heavier and most offensive feculant and fecal portions of the city sewage, together with the garbage and dead animals thrown into them, and that during dry weather when there is not sufficient water passing through the canals to sweep away the accumulation, our canals or sewers are in their worst state. Heretofore, when the canals become thus too much obstructed to serve the purposes of drainage, the custom has been to excavate and cast out upon the margins of the canals to putrefy or dry up in the hot sun, the deposits from sewage in them [Board of Health 1871:6].I'm not advocating that people should return to the old and filthy ways of the past, but the fact is that humans survived in New Orleans for an awfully long period without modern plumbing. (Or electricity or phones.) So did civilization. Necessity, like news, it seems, is a relative thing. How could people get by without bathrooms? one might ask. They had things called "chamberpots." During the 1862 military occupation of New Orleans, Yankee General Benjamin Butler was so detested that women lined their chamberpots with his picture, and took great pleasure in emptying the chamberpots out their windows and directly onto the Union soldiers -- a practice Butler did not like: General Orders Number 28 - Headquarters Department of the Gulf issued on May 15, 1862 had sent a clear message across Louisiana. Major General Benjamin Butler was not going to tolerate citizenry abuse particularly from the women of New Orleans. The nasty insults and discharging of chamber pots upon the heads of his veteran troops was going to stop.Federal troops are more civilized now. And so are New Orleans residents. My point is that people routinely survived things that might be unthinkable by today's standards. Perhaps they still can. From today's Philadelphia Inquirer: Yesterday, many of the final stranded New Orleanians had been plucked from their flooded homes and sent to refugee centers in Baton Rouge and Lafayette, La., Houston and San Antonio, Texas, and other far-flung cities. But for those who were reluctant to leave the city to begin with, the rescue efforts seemed less like salvation than banishment.Without power, sewerage, or phone lines? How could they ever hope to survive? I'd be willing to bet that if the federal government simply walked away from New Orleans after it was pumped out, the enterprising merchants who own the expensive real estate in the French Quarter (the city's economic and romantic heart) would have it cleaned up and ready in time for Mardi Gras. But no. FEMA and the other alphabet soup bureaucrats want to play a grotesque, wholly unprecedented game of completely emptying and federalizing an entire city, and they can't wait to move in with their tinker toys for at least nine months (maybe longer) doing God-knows what. I'm sure they'll be testing for lead, oil, mercury, formaldehyde from dead bodies which never needed formaldehyde, and other things that might affect some theoretical guinea pig in concentrations of one part per million. Of course, the merchants want to make money, and people want to party. We can't have that, can we? Is it so outrageous to propose allowing modern people to take the kind of risks once considered part of the risks of life? In an emergency? There used to be a doctrine at law called "assumption of the risk." It has been substantially weakened and even abolished, because of the enlightened view that people should not be allowed to take risks. I don't see anything wrong with allowing people to assume risks during an emergency. I'd be willing to bet that a lot of New Orleanians would be willing to sign full waivers and releases in exchange for being allowed to re-enter their homes and businesses. I doubt it will be allowed to happen, though. That's because things have reached the point where concepts like freedom, independence, and the entrepreneurial spirit are considered dangerous. And yes, these things are dangerous, because they carry risks. Americans managed to survive an unsafe past, where the idea of eliminating risk would have been unimaginable. Forgive me for saying this, but it does seem that the closer we get to eliminating risk, the less safe we truly are. UPDATE: I apologize for any spelling errors, but I'll have to check them later. My dog Coco needs to empty her bowels in the yard.
(Pssst! Don't say anthing to FEMA, OK? I wouldn't want them to get ideas about messing with cool things that God was gracious enough to save.....) AFTERTHOUGHT: I realize that my proposal to allow people to take risks might appear callused, inhumane -- even insane -- to some people. So, in the interest of full disclosure, I think it's fair to point out that I am the descendant of a survivor of the cruel methods I defend: Somehow, I managed to be born despite my father's dangerous life, and I still am alive today. But I feel more threatened by the dangers of the ever-growing safety net than I do of having to revert temporarily to life without it. MORE: The American spirit lives on. posted by Eric on 09.05.05 at 09:55 AM
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All waste is toxic, Steven, and we need the government to regulate and protect us from our excretions. Eric Scheie · September 5, 2005 04:20 PM Pioneers would all be criminals today. Here's a Hopi Indian talking (in 1999): "a single tent, with an outhouse and a cooking fire somehow constitutes a "permanent structure". When I hear the words "permanent structure" I think of the Pyramids, or the World Trade Centre, or some such structure. I feel somewhat honored, as it was I who helped build the outhouse in question, and let me tell you, a carpenter I ain't. That they would consider my humble attempt to provide shelter from the weather for one of life's necessary activities a "permanent structure" is flattering. To the long list of crimes being perpetrated here at Big Mountain, must now be added " possession of an outhouse". And of course, in the middle of one of the wettest summers on record, a cooking fire is also illegal. There is an elegance to their logic though. If an outhouse is illegal, and to take a poop in the open is illegal, then the only way to prevent such crimes is to make it illegal to eat, therefore cook fires must also be illegal." Eric Scheie · September 5, 2005 04:30 PM i tried to snort coke once, but the ice cubes got in the way Shedletsky · September 6, 2005 10:30 AM |
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Chamberpots. I've only read about them in books. As I mentioned in an earlier thread, my brother and I visited George Washington's "privy pit" in Philadelphia. Jesus once spoke of that which goes into the mouth and is then cast out into the draft. It is not that which defileth a man, but rather the words that come out of the mouth, for it is out of the heart that the mouth speaketh. Excretion has always been with us and will always be. I think it was Karl Kraus who accused Freud of equating an urn with a chamberpot.