I probably shouldn't obsess so much over ancient burglaries, but now that it's one week past the Thirty Third Watergate anniversary, I didn't want to forget this tempting tidbit from Bob Woodward:

In 1970, when I was serving as a lieutenant in the U.S. Navy and assigned to Adm. Thomas H. Moorer, the chief of naval operations, I sometimes acted as a courier, taking documents to the White House.

One evening I was dispatched with a package to the lower level of the West Wing of the White House, where there was a little waiting area near the Situation Room. It could be a long wait for the right person to come out and sign for the material, sometimes an hour or more, and after I had been waiting for a while a tall man with perfectly combed gray hair came in and sat down near me. His suit was dark, his shirt white and his necktie subdued. He was probably 25 to 30 years older than I and was carrying what looked like a file case or briefcase. He was very distinguished-looking and had a studied air of confidence, the posture and calm of someone used to giving orders and having them obeyed instantly.

I could tell he was watching the situation very carefully. There was nothing overbearing in his attentiveness, but his eyes were darting about in a kind of gentlemanly surveillance. After several minutes, I introduced myself. "Lieutenant Bob Woodward," I said, carefully appending a deferential "sir."

"Mark Felt," he said.

I began telling him about myself, that this was my last year in the Navy and I was bringing documents from Adm. Moorer's office. Felt was in no hurry to explain anything about himself or why he was there.

As it turns out, Felt placed improperly authorized wiretaps on Moorer's aide Radford.

Moorer spied on Nixon, and Radford was spied on by Felt, who (it is now claimed) in turn became Woodward's leaker in chief. (His senior handler, perhaps?)

Journalism gets spookier all the time!

(I apologize for the missing third spy.)

For those who really enjoy halls-of-mirrors games, don't miss David Corn's and Jeff Goldberg's analysis (from a left-wing perspective). The authors demonstrate that Felt faced the additional challenge of being the chief spy assigned to spy on and identify . . . himself! (Yes; Felt was charged with finding Deep Throat!)

This story of spooky heroism is as old as the geezers involved, but the ironies remain rich.

(Old spooks never die; they just get spookier.)