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April 02, 2004
Infamous quack seeks eternal "sole" mate with "web" feet!
(And this is as ridiculous a post as the title suggests....) Welcome to Friday Online Testing at Classical Values. This weekly tradition invariably forces me to confront things about myself I'd never confront, and bare them to the world. The first test -- "What Kind of Shoe Are You?" -- I thought would reveal more than it did, but I guess I should be glad that I am living up to the Classical Values tradition of baring my "sole" each week.....
Not to duck the more pressing issues, but I thought I'd start with the silliest of the Flea's three -- the "Captain Quack Rubber Duck Quiz"! The Flea is a "trendsetter" duck who got the test from Inventive David at Sketches of Strain. I don't know how the test defines "well rounded", but I guess I shouldn't complain. But doesn't the picture look like one of those rubber duckies used in bathtubs? RUBBER DUCKIE UPDATE: I never imagined any tie-in between these online tests and major currrent events, but in an update to my Kerry daisy post (in response to speculation here), I suggested that the senator consider using this Devil Duckie as a zipper pull. (Just thought I should make the "Captain Quack" test writers aware of it!) Oh what the hell! The image is too irresistible not to post. Here it is: The Devil Duckie made me do it!
My results weren't bad, really:
Mychal Judge's background: "chaplain to the New York Fire Department, was tragically killed when one of the World Trade Centre towers collapsed on September 11, 2001. You provided years of Christian service, and will be remembered forever for your heroism." Of course, the Flea is Eleanor Roosevelt, and while I am not particularly crushed that I didn't get to be a left-wing ambassador to the UN, I am positively steamed to learn that Michael Demmons gets to be Alexander the Great! Now that's totally unfair!
More tea!
My deepest thanks to the Flea -- who rhymes with tea and got the same result as me! That's two for tea.... and.... ___________________________________________
this quiz by orsa (Via Postcards from Nowhere, who's at least as infinite as I am.) That's the end. But I'll be back, because Infinity has no end. posted by Eric on 04.02.04 at 11:46 AM
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