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March 12, 2004
Racist Turtle Toaster Hero!
Did you ever want to know your "Superhero Identity"? I didn't, but this test found it for me, and it's Friday, Online Test Day at Classical Values, where each week I share my innermost angst, and bare my most embarrassing truths. Here, then, is my Superhero profile:
Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:
You too can take this test -- at Humorscope. (I found it at David's Sketches of Strain who in turn got it from DramaQueen. Great bloggers both!)
(Via The Black Hole.)
I'd like to just retreat into my shell and ponder the meaning of life..... Except today I am supposed to be driving to New Jersey!
(Via Ordinary Galoot.) I mean, I might not particularly want a toaster right now (I already have one), but should that be the focus of my life? I mean, aren't there more important issues? Or am I toast? (Definitely toast; as I said, I'm on my way to New Jersey.....) posted by Eric on 03.12.04 at 09:17 AM
Comments
The label for me was "IDEOLOGICAL RACIST" Syeven Malcolm Anderson the Lesbian-eating pho-loving aesthete-worshipping gun · March 12, 2004 12:44 PM I'm came up a 'vestigial rascist.' Does anyone have some vestigials to spare, that I can oppress in my spare time? Persnickety · March 12, 2004 01:11 PM I must say, in defense or mitigation of myself, that another quiz, on another site you linked to recently, said I was NOT racist. Syeven Malcolm Anderson the Lesbian-eating pho-loving aesthete-worshipping gun · March 12, 2004 07:02 PM Capitalists, tremble! I am RED LAD! RED LAD! · March 13, 2004 02:48 PM |
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How do you say, in Latin, "Hail to the Roman Empire! But please stop crucifying people."?
That racist quiz showed me a picture of Hitler, a swastika in red, and a Nazi eagle, and then told me:
"All the choiced you make spring from the assumption of racial superiority that is the foundation of your philosophy."
Hail to the superiority of the Lesbian Race!
"You can have a whole conversation consisting of acronyms and cryptic number sequences."
C.L.I.T. 4384
"You whine a ton and despite being the 'master race'"
Submit to your Dominatrix!
"all the people in your little clubs are drug addicts, latent homosexuals,"
Latent?? Latent???
"and FBI informants."
Yes. I admire J. Edgar Hoover and Inspector Efrem Zimbalist Erskine. The _style_!
"Most people find you views repugnant"
True.
"and unless you're extraordinarily handsome, witty, and charming, you have no friends."
True.