I Was Forced To Write a Joke

This guy forced me. So here it is.
 
 
A Gay CEO, an Irish Catholic, and the Orange man walk into a San Francisco bar.

The Gay CEO says, “I’ll have a Marley* “.
The Irish Catholic says, “That is a sin”.
The Orange man says, “I’ll have a water”.
The Irish Catholic says, “That is a sin”.

*Marley is a cannabis brand Gay CEO is investing in.


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4 responses to “I Was Forced To Write a Joke”

  1. Randy aka TheUnknownPundit Avatar
    Randy aka TheUnknownPundit

    I hadn’t realized things were so bad in my beloved country. Forcing someone to write a joke. My word. Authoritarians everywhere you look.

    FIGHT THE COMEDY FACSISTS! For laughter’s sake.

    Please call 1-800-FRE-JOKE and make a donation to the Comedy Freedom Front. Your donation will be used by me to support my sedentary life-style. So the joke will be on you. A worthy cause, indeed.

    Cheers.

  2. Kathy Kinsley Avatar
    Kathy Kinsley

    Umm. and not even funny. No one should be forced to write jokes!

    “A rabbi, a priest and a minister walk into a bar.

    The bartender looks up and says, “What is this, a joke?””

  3. Simon Avatar

    Randy – the guy who “forced” me upvoted the joke.

  4. Randy aka TheUnknownPundit Avatar
    Randy aka TheUnknownPundit

    The joke is amusing. Double standards FTW.