This guy forced me. So here it is.
A Gay CEO, an Irish Catholic, and the Orange man walk into a San Francisco bar.
The Gay CEO says, “I’ll have a Marley* “.
The Irish Catholic says, “That is a sin”.
The Orange man says, “I’ll have a water”.
The Irish Catholic says, “That is a sin”.
*Marley is a cannabis brand Gay CEO is investing in.
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4 responses to “I Was Forced To Write a Joke”
I hadn’t realized things were so bad in my beloved country. Forcing someone to write a joke. My word. Authoritarians everywhere you look.
FIGHT THE COMEDY FACSISTS! For laughter’s sake.
Please call 1-800-FRE-JOKE and make a donation to the Comedy Freedom Front. Your donation will be used by me to support my sedentary life-style. So the joke will be on you. A worthy cause, indeed.
Cheers.
Umm. and not even funny. No one should be forced to write jokes!
“A rabbi, a priest and a minister walk into a bar.
The bartender looks up and says, “What is this, a joke?””
Randy – the guy who “forced” me upvoted the joke.
The joke is amusing. Double standards FTW.