Coal Miner To Hillary – “How Can You Be Our Friend?”

A West Virginia Coal miner said to Hillary:

“I just want to know how you can say you’re going to put a lot of coal miners out of jobs and then come in here and tell us you’re going to be our friend,” Copley said. “Because those people out there don’t see you as a friend.”

The Democrats have done a LOT of damage to the country in the last seven years. Their “green” craze and the crony capitalism that goes with it is just one example.


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13 responses to “Coal Miner To Hillary – “How Can You Be Our Friend?””

  1. nomen nescio Avatar
    nomen nescio

    Hillary wants as many working-class types in manufacturing and heavy industry out of work as possible. She wants to “be their friend” by signing them all up for unemployment, welfare, and socialized medicine, so that they can adopt the lifestyle, outlook, and social mores of the Urban Morlock class. This guarantees they, and their children, and their grandchildren, will vote the straight Democrat ticket to keep “their” welfare checks coming forevermore. As a bonus this scores points for her with the envirowacko types whose hatred for coal-fired power plants and coal mines is only matched by their contempt for the “hicks” who work in the mines.

    Remember, if you have pride in your job, Marxists call this “false consciousness” and it is the duty of the “Party Vanguard” to smash “false consciousness” wherever it is found, because “false consciousness” supports “cultural hegemony,” which is an obstacle to the Revolution.

  2. Man Mountain Molehill Avatar
    Man Mountain Molehill

    Hillary:
    “I was misquoted. I never said put the coal industry out of business, I said put the KOHL industry out of business.”

  3. Man Mountain Molehill Avatar
    Man Mountain Molehill

    News flash:
    Cosmetic industry incensed over Hillary slur.

  4. Man Mountain Molehill Avatar
    Man Mountain Molehill

    Hillary:
    “Oh, I never meant kohl the cosmetic, I meant kohlrabi. I hate that stuff, even with hot sauce. *cackle cough cough* Once again I’ve been misquoted, taken out of context and distorted by the vast right wing talk radio conspiracy.”

  5. Man Mountain Molehill Avatar
    Man Mountain Molehill

    News flash:
    Cabbage growers abandon Hillary in droves.

  6. Man Mountain Molehill Avatar
    Man Mountain Molehill

    Hillary:
    “No no no no! *gaghchokegurglecougcough* I meant Kohl’s. I love that place, I buy all my pant suits there.”

  7. Man Mountain Molehill Avatar
    Man Mountain Molehill

    News flash:
    Kohl’s files for bankruptcy.

  8. Man Mountain Molehill Avatar
    Man Mountain Molehill

    Hillary:
    “I meant Cole Porter, goddammit!.”

  9. Man Mountain Molehill Avatar
    Man Mountain Molehill

    News flash:
    Old theater queens exasperated with Hillary.

  10. Man Mountain Molehill Avatar
    Man Mountain Molehill

    Hillary:
    “Coleslaw, I meant coleslaw. No, Cole Haan. Arrrrgh! Koalas. Arrrrgh arrrgh!!gzzzzzzz…
    (Hillary is momentarily taken off stage by her handlers, returns looking much refreshed)
    I have never said any word resembling coal, kohl or cole. beep.”

  11. Man Mountain Molehill Avatar
    Man Mountain Molehill

    Hillarybot lip synchs Coal Miner’s Daughter at her next press conference. Brigitte Helm estate claims Hill stole her act.

  12. Man Mountain Molehill Avatar
    Man Mountain Molehill

    Hillarybot lip synchs Coal Miner’s Daughter while the National Anthem plays at a wimmin’s fooseball tounament.

  13. Man Mountain Molehill Avatar
    Man Mountain Molehill

    Hillarybot lip synchs Coal Miner’s Daughter in answer to all questions at her first debate with Trump. Trump replies by singing Das Lied von der Erde in a clear helden tenor.