No carved statues? Really? How about shaving, mixed fiber clothes and shellfish?
Lots of Christian love in that preacher guy.
Joking aside, I am disgusted. Just when I think it might be OK to vote for a mainstream Republican they trot out the rotting zombie corpse god again.
Man Mountain Molehill
Here’s a plan for ya’ll christers: Through quantum indeterminacy jeebus can occupy all places at the same time. He could, effectively, occupy every elected office in the land simultaneously. So, come election day just write in Jesus for every and all offices.
Man Mountain Molehill
I don’t mind if these people want to be religious fanatics, as long as they do it in private. And wash their hands after praying.
Man Mountain Molehill
Thought experiment: How many votes would the candidate from the Flag-Waving Jesus, Mom’s Apple Pie and Creationism No Homos Party actually get?
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11 responses to “Ted Cruz Is Our Only Hope”
April Fool.
You should check how adulterers end.
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he wants to kill his tranny hooker partner?
Oregon Guy,
IMO proof will come out after the Wisconsin primary.
Ted is a phony. Ted is a politician. But I repeat myself.
I hope he’s a hypocrite. If he really means that shit…
When did Republicans become the Jesus party?
I’m voting for a president, not Jesus. And I don’t give a levitating legover what some 3000 year old big book of tribal mythology says.
http://www.satori3.com/justdrew/wonko.html
No carved statues? Really? How about shaving, mixed fiber clothes and shellfish?
Lots of Christian love in that preacher guy.
Joking aside, I am disgusted. Just when I think it might be OK to vote for a mainstream Republican they trot out the rotting zombie corpse god again.
Here’s a plan for ya’ll christers: Through quantum indeterminacy jeebus can occupy all places at the same time. He could, effectively, occupy every elected office in the land simultaneously. So, come election day just write in Jesus for every and all offices.
I don’t mind if these people want to be religious fanatics, as long as they do it in private. And wash their hands after praying.
Thought experiment: How many votes would the candidate from the Flag-Waving Jesus, Mom’s Apple Pie and Creationism No Homos Party actually get?
Thought experiment: How many votes would the candidate from the Flag-Waving Jesus, Mom’s Apple Pie and Creationism No Homos Party actually get?
A LOT fewer than felon Hillary.