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Senator Sessions: “Good People Don’t Smoke Marijuana”

Senator Jeff Sessions a Trump adviser has just announced in Senate hearings that ‘Good People Don’t Smoke Marijuana’.

Well all right Senator. Perhaps an anal suppository could fix what ails you.

Given that something on the order of 140 million Americans have smoked the stuff, it is obvious that we are a Nation of Bad People. I’ll take it.

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4 responses to “Senator Sessions: “Good People Don’t Smoke Marijuana””

  1. tkdkerry Avatar
    tkdkerry

    I doubt Senator Sessions could make use of a suppository. There seems to be a corn cob blocking the way.

  2. Man Mountain Molehill Avatar
    Man Mountain Molehill

    Me be bad.

  3. Man Mountain Molehill Avatar
    Man Mountain Molehill

    Vapes, edibles, it’s all good.

  4. CapitalistRoader Avatar
    CapitalistRoader

    We don’t smoke marijuana in Muskogee
    We don’t take our trips on LSD
    We don’t burn our draft cards down on Main Street
    ‘Cause we like livin’ right, and bein’ free

    We don’t make a party out of lovin’
    But we like holdin’ hands and pitchin’ woo
    We don’t let our hair grow long and shaggy
    Like the hippies out in San Francisco do
    Okie From Muskogee by Merle Haggard