Clinton To Get Penis Transplant If Elected

Did she really say that? Well no. This is what she said:

Well, look, I’ve got to just jump in here because, honestly, Sen. Sanders is the only person who I think would characterize me, a woman running to be the first woman president, as exemplifying the establishment. And I’ve got to tell you that it is …

It is really quite amusing to me.

She can’t be part of the establishment because she is a woman. I got that. But does it mean she will be getting a penis transplant when she gets elected to be the head of the establishment? The operation will not be televised.


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7 responses to “Clinton To Get Penis Transplant If Elected”

  1. captain*arizona Avatar
    captain*arizona

    in the next 48 states minorities make up 50% of the voters. and they are for hillary .

  2. Frank Avatar
    Frank

    Are you saying she’s tired of using the strap-on?

  3. Man Mountain Molehill Avatar
    Man Mountain Molehill

    What are they going to do with the one she already has?

    Bronzed and on display in the Capitol Rotunda is my preference.

  4. Kathy Kinsley Avatar
    Kathy Kinsley

    Bernie’s got it over Hillary. Will someone please pass the nachos? (I got tired of popcorn.)

  5. Kathy Kinsley Avatar
    Kathy Kinsley

    P.S. I wonder is she’d say that Margaret Thatcher wasn’t a member of the Establishment. Would be an interesting question that no-one in the media would ever ask…

  6. Man Mountain Molehill Avatar
    Man Mountain Molehill

    Britain in particular has a history of strong female leaders. From Boadicea to Elizabeth I to Victoria to Thatcher. The Elizabethan and Victorian eras in particular represent long periods of peace and prosperity. And I’m sure there’s more examples I’m not remembering, like Queen Ann and William and Mary. (note for the dense: I want peace and prosperity. Peace and prosperity are a good thing. Me likey!)[1]

    In recent history we’ve had Benezir Bhuto, Cory Aquino, Angela Merkel, and here’s a whole bitchpile of others:
    http://www.guide2womenleaders.com/Current-Women-Leaders.htm

    Women leaders just aren’t a big deal. Some are very good, some mediocre, and some, like Queen Ranavelona are batshit crazy homocidal monsters. If the one and only reason to vote for Hillary is genital configuration we are truly and sincerely fucked.

    And a big tip of the historical chapeau to Queen Hatsheput, Girl Pharaoh.

    The Establishment doesn’t automatically mean bad. Consider the Peloponnesian war, opposed by what passed for the Athenian establishment, supported (and voted into effect) by Pericles and the Radical Democrats. 15 years later Athens was devastated. Bad war! No!!

    [Falklands war doesn’t count, Thatcher’s Brits won fast and hard, like a good war should]

  7. Man Mountain Molehill Avatar
    Man Mountain Molehill

    I thought Obama was our first woman president.