Guy with flower pot on head robs gas station with chainsaw

No, seriously. They even have a picture:

The story doesn’t say whether the chainsaw was actually running, and I don’t see evidence of exhaust in the picture. But the chainsaw was not the only thing he brandished:

Police allege the man then used the chainsaw to damage a window and several display racks in the shop, before exposing his buttocks to the store attendants.

Hey whatever. God forbid that anyone should stifle this man’s creativity. Obviously, he is a performance artist.