Damn, I’ve been so busy I almost forgot about the end of the world. I could have saved money on Christmas. What the hell is wrong with me anyway? Why do I always forget important dates?
I mean, it’s not as if these ends-of-the-worlds are unimportant. I went to a huge party to watch the world collapse on December 31, 1999 and it was really exciting until nothing happened.
Maybe this time….
Ah Puch is coming?
I’ll try to be ready!
MORE (12/20/12 — the next to the last day of earth!) I think it is only fair to point out that what is amusing for me is not amusing for others. Here in Michigan, the panic is actually causing schools to close.
SOUTHFIELD (WWJ)- Thousands of students will have an extra long holiday break after school administrators in at least two Michigan counties decided to cancel classes because of talk surrounding the shootings in Newtown, Connecticut and rumors connected to the Mayan calendar predicting the end of the world.
Schools closed due to talk.
Nice for the teachers to have a holiday, huh?
(And they said the unions were losing their power!)
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Always look on the bright side of life.
Life’s a piece of shit when you look at it.
Nibiru will take us ALL!!!!!
Bob
they announced increased security due to ‘concern for the mayan prophecies’ this week at my niece’s school district, but they didn’t shut them down, at least…
I’m tapping a Maibach keg tomorrow, and I refuse to be obliterated ’til it’s empty!
So far, so good…(if you are suicidal, so bad…).
I could have saved money on Christmas
The money will do you what good after the world ends?
What would you be saving money for? Can not take it with us. 🙂
[…] Well, we’ve all made it through another Apocalypse. Looks like we’re not going to be let off the hook that easily. Doomsday preppers who’ve gone underground can come out now. All those people in Turkey and China heading to the magical mountain to escape can go home. The history channel can stop running all those Doomsday scenarios. Michigan must be relieved to send all those kids back to school. …….it is only fair to point out that what is amusing for me is not amusing for others. Here in Michigan, the panic is actually causing schools to close. SOUTHFIELD (WWJ)- Thousands of students will have an extra long holiday break after school administr… […]
Hey, what gives? The world was supposed to end at sunrise! Did Cthulhu forget to set his clock, or what?