What Is Required Is Political Compromise

A man wants to chop off my head. In the spirit of compromise I allow as to how it might be OK if he slit my throat as it allows me to keep my head attached to my body.

How is that for the spirit of compromise? Or would it just be better if I killed him? A zero sum game to be sure.

All we have in politics today is a slave auction. The Democrats want me to slave for government for 150 days a year. The Republicans say that is mean and excessive and offer me a compromise of 140 days this year and only 150 next. They believe in smaller government.

Is anyone getting the joke yet?


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5 responses to “What Is Required Is Political Compromise”

  1. Chris Martel Avatar
    Chris Martel

    Let’s just keep compromising ourselves right into the gutter!! Democrat or Republican makes no difference, they are all equally worthless. Compromise is a nice euphenism for putting up with all manner of BS from the political class.

  2. Mike Avatar
    Mike

    The joke is Republicans believe in smaller government? Now that is funny.

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  4. RKV Avatar
    RKV

    No, I don’t want the shit sandwich. I don’t even want it on the menu. If it tastes like shit, it’s shit and don’t tell me that it’s something else. No. I. Do not. Want. What. You. Are. Selling.