Crazy unnatural thoughts . . .

When rational arguments fail, you can always denounce the opposition as sick. (Bloggers suffer from an “addiction” to the Internet, of course.)
Might as well invoke “Natural” Law. Staring into a computer screen for hours on end is almost as unnatural as using your peepee for unauthorized entertainment.
Me, I think getting up when it’s still dark and having to scrub frost off the glass windshield of a metal box so you can go and sit in an agitated state in the middle of a crowd of other metal boxes is profoundly unnatural!
But then, no one put non-nocturnal me in charge of the Natural Law.
If they did, then by the gods, I’d declare blogging one of its profoundest violations!
And I’d still do it, because I think it’s part of human nature to be unnatural.
(Another reason it’s natural to hate all humans!)


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