My better 65%

It’s soul-baring test time again. When it comes to disclosing my deep dark truths to you, my loyal readers, there are no lengths to which I won’t go, no depths to which I will not sink.
I am disgusted by the first test, because I thought I was a much nicer person than I apparently am. To take this test, you simply supply your blog’s URL, and a bot will analyze and then rate your blog in percentages of good and evil.
Here’s my rating:
This site is certified 35% EVIL by the Gematriculator
Above link thanks to Bigwig.
As if that wasn’t bad enough, I took another test which revealed my deepest secret:
woodchuck
YOU ARE MARRIED TO A WoODCHUCK!!!

what’s YOUR deepest secret?
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Above link via The Michigander.
How the hell did they know about my marriage to a Marmot?
Well, now that my secret is out, would anyone care to dance with my bride?


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3 responses to “My better 65%”

  1. Tim the Michigander Avatar

    I knew you gays were disgusting 😉

  2. Eric Avatar

    Next you’ll be telling me that Santorum, Scalia and Bork were right after all about the slippery slope….
    Well, at least I didn’t marry a gerbil!

  3. mesothelioma laws Avatar

    Nice site. Keep up the good work. Bryian